Merv The Perv- Character by Chris Parnell from Seasons 28-30 of Saturday Night Live.
Includes Merv trying to pick up women using disgusting, perverted lines.
examples-
"Ill break every bone in your body!" - girl
"Id like to break in your bod with my boney!" - Merv
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"well well well, lookie here, all of these skirts, and me with only one wiener!"
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"hey, what a coi-inky-dink, looks like im not the only one who digs it when panties are 20% off"
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"Ho Ho Ho ladies!, who wants to sit on santas lap?!"
"no thanks merv!"
"ok fine, how about my face!"
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"Howdy prego!, if that's a little lady you got in there, then I'm lookin at my first 3-way!"
Thanks to NETFLIX instant queue, you can watch Merv anytime you'd like!
Included in episodes with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Johnny Knoxville, Andy Roddick and Colin Farrell.
And at the end of every skit it zooms in on him panting like a dog. Shits hilarious, and its funny watching Amy Poehler trying not to laugh, I highly recommend checking it out!!!!!!!
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